Perhaps this should read 'sandals' which Ghandi wore when asked what he thought about western civilisation. "It might be a good idea," he chuckled.
But not as long as we pay millions to LardWatchers to help weighty westerners shed tons of cake and bacon fat the skinny third-world peoples can only dream of.
Instead, we should send celebrity fattie bum bum ambassadors to the neglected ex-European colonies with lots of pies, to sing and clap as our poorer Earth-mates put on the pounds. Instead of carbon trading call it fat trading.
Fatuous? Not as fatuous as the goodies we do send them: war and toxic waste.
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